Who Would Win: Hamster or Fish?

As always, it's been a long time since I've posted (8 months, to be exact). That being said, here are a few disclaimers, for the the newcomers:

1. When I started this blog I was like 13 or something and a really big loser, so if you want, I suggest reading my older posts for entertainment purposes only.

2. My last post sounds like I was on drugs. I don't normally sound like that, I swear. 

3. The reason I don't post often is because I lack incentive, but I am willing to post more if someone wants me to.

4. This blog is not a professional blog. Obviously, my icon is a pegacorn.

5. My sense of humor is puns and sarcasm. And memes. Tag me in memes pls.

6. (Last one, I promise!) If you feel uncomfortable with your name being shown in my post, let me know and I will remove it. (This isn't really a disclaimer but whatever).

For those of you who have made it past that difficult hurdle, here's the actual post. 

Nimah K.- What is your advice for artist's block?

To be honest, when I get artists block I make really badly drawn, emotionally scarring self portraits.

Exhibit A:

But for other artists, I suggest sketching from observing what's around you for inspiration. Or try taking a scene from the last book you read, or movie you saw, and draw your own version. 

Bailey M.- What is your favorite thing to draw, and why?

If I could use emojis on my blog, this entire page would be covered in emojis. But for now, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I draw whatever comes to mind, typically floating face parts or faces. I do this because I'm not skilled or patient enough to draw a full-on portrait. I just like to doodle random things :).

Hershey S.- Best brand of watercolors?

I wouldn't know, since I use $4 watercolors I bought 3 years ago. Tbh you don't need great watercolors to be a great water-colorist! (Maybe I'm just being salty bc I'm too poor for good watercolors (ಥ﹏ಥ)) If you really want to know, I use Artists Loft paints, but according to google, Sennelier Watercolors are good, but they are pretty high priced ($40-$60). I guess if you want to be a professional watercolor painter, those are the ones to buy.

Hershey S.- Cakes vs tubes?

I've never used tubes before, but I think I would still prefer cakes because I hate wasting paint, and when the cake dries, you can continue using the paint. I guess it could work with tubes as well, but as far as I know, you can't put the paint back into the tube.

Noelia C.- Do you love me?

Of course ಠ‿↼ 

Lua A.- Why don't you call me on my cellphone?

 Because I don't need your love. ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

Emma Z.- DO YOU DRINK TEA OR COFFEE AND HOW DO YOU TAKE THEM?

Neither. I drink the blood of my enemies. And water, of course! Remember to drink 8 cups of water daily to stay healthy and hydrated :)

For real though, I only like sweetened raspberry iced tea and decaf coffee with flavored creamer. I am a very picky person. I like coffee that is hot but not to hot. (I'm not sure I understand the last part of your question...)

Bak- Does your hotline bling?

Ever since I left the city, yes it does. Quite often, actually.

Bak- How was your day ??

Quite dandy, thanks for asking.

Bak- Hamster or fish ??

A novice would choose hamster, because a hamster can eat the fish, but that is just letting the enemy into your base.

Bak- Gordon Ramsey or Guy Fieri?

Gordon Ramsey is intimidating, but Guy Fieri is annoying, so probably Gordon Ramsey.

Emma.doodles- Where do you find most of your inspiration comes from?

Definitely other artists on Instagram. Also books. When I'm not drawing, I'm either sleeping, eating, complaining, or reading. (I know I sound like a really bad person ಠ~ಠ)

And that's all, ladies and gents! Thanks for all the questions, and please feel free to ask more! If you've made it this far, thanks for reading! ~(˘▾˘~)

12.8 Things You Never Cared about Trees

I feel a need to expand on the topic of trees for a moment. It's so important that I'm willing to forfeit sleep for this, so you better listen up.

Here's the thing: I was writing my crap essay on what my pencil tree sculpture thing meant, and I got all deep about trees and what they provide for humans, etc.
But
Then
I
Realized
What I was writing wasn't complete BS

Trees are so great. They're so great. Like, better than you. Better than ME. Get this: they provide us with paper, kindle, lumber, syrup, pencils, wood in general, homes, friends, oxygen, food, and probably a whole bunch of necessary scientific stuff that I don't understand.

Wow.
And all we do is chop them down and leave their cold, dead stumps there.
HUMANS DESTROY EVERYTHING
Which gives me a new fondness for art, because I can create, instead of just destroying.
I feel like I was supposed to be born as a fairy and just go around and grow trees and plants and make this world a better place to live in. After all, we are just specks on a floating rock in the middle of a never-ending abyss orbiting a ball of hot gas (ew). Might as well make the most of it, right?

Plus, trees are so nice. They don't shout, they don't tell you that you can't go to the bathroom because you should have gone during lunch, they don't gossip. Sure they sometimes get in your way, but it's not their fault they don't have legs. Just like you can blame me for not being able to fly across the country for free. I don't have wings. (I would if I was a nature fairy)

But in conclusion, go outside and enjoy (or plant ;)) some trees, okay? Give them a hug. They deserve it. Tell them they're doing great at life, and how much you love them. They need it. They are only tree, just like we are only human. I hope I have enlightened and inspired you enough about trees for your entire life, and good night.


(12.8 inches is the approximate height of my bonsai tree. This post is dedicated to it. I love you, Chicken! (yes that's his name))

Probably a waste of time

Hey its been a couple of years, hasn't it?

sorry, guys...

I recently bough a bunch of new pens (drawing pens), but the first step to using them is knowing how to draw... so... If any of you have experience with drawing pens please tell me how to use them

(> w <) thanks.

I can't really focus on writing right now, probably because I don't know what you like to read.

Also because I'm listening to really intense music.

I have the most random playlist put together, and it mostly consists of dubstep, violin music, musical numbers, and movie theme songs. Dubstep is really calming, though. If you're ever really stressed out, or if you are stuck in a life threatening situation just listen to dubstep :) It most likely won't save your life, but you will die very nobly :))))))

Honestly, I'm so out of it right now. I'm just typing whatever stuff comes to my mind just so I can feel less guilty about not posting. 

I always sing obnoxiously loud, and I wonder if my neighbors are okay. Speaking of neighbors, the other day I went to the park and did the exercise thing, and I met this little 6 y/o named Sai. His laugh sounded like a monkey and he acted like one too, but he was pretty awesome. Playgrounds are t-

So I forgot to mention that my playlist has really sad music too. And now I can no longer finish my story because 

This song just stole my happiness

You probably didn't care about the story anyway.

Great. Now I'm being all morbid, but I don't want to change the songs because they're so good :(((((

This reminds me of the beginning of "UP" when Carl has this happy life with Ellie but then she can't have a child and she gets old and passes away. And it all happens in 4 minutes and 11 seconds. (This song is in my playlist too)

Sorry for wasting five minutes of your life... I'm going to go eat food and cry until it's over.

Brb, guys. ily

What did I just write?

After hours of scouring the interwebs for blog inspiration, I have come up with basically nothing  something, but it's an undeveloped idea so I'll keep it to myself for now. :P

Let me tell you, the writing process is a long and tedious road. It winds through boring hills of letters, over osheans of bad speling and mountains of grammar is not good, and past rivers of run-on sentences. I'm not even sure I can call this jumble of words "writing". It's more like... IWTBESHISESH:

I

Want 

To

Be

Entertaining

So

Here

Is

Some 

Elementary

School

Humor

(pronounced: Ie-wut-besh-ih-sesh)

If you came here looking for your mom jokes, though, you're out of luck. You can go find my brother if you like to insult each other's parental units. But if you are really into bad puns and punchlines, *wink wink* I got you covered.

Onto more important matters:

Turns out the fish gadget thingy doesn't work on phones :( That means no one can feed the fish and they are going to die :( :( :(

I guess that means I have to feed them. I have so many responsibilities, I can't handle this pressure, ugh! My mom says when I grow up I'll stop crying and being lazy, BUT THIS IS NOT A PHASE, MOM THIS IS THE REAL ME NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!1!!1 *aggressively eats ice cream and watches YouTube*

By the way, I have an EOC tomorrow (End of Course assessment) for english. FIVE hours of testing. At least we're allowed to bring food. I already feel bad for the kid who has to sit next to me:

Me: *opens bag of crackers* CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHO-

Kid: ... pls stop

Teacher: no talking thats an automatic 0 for you

Kid: but-

Teacher: too bad kid

Me: O-O

Me: CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP

And there's THREE writing parts. 

Please respond to the following prompt: What traits make you a good person?

Well.

I haven't murdered anyone yet.

(my old pet dog doesn't count he was on his way out anyway)

Also I make a killer strawberry smoothie lol XD 

You get the point.

Last thing before I go, most of you are probably here from my instagram (and therefore can't see the fishes, but thats not the point): 

First of all, Welcome!

Second of all, Thanks for reading!

and lastly, let me know if you enjoy reading, so I know to keep writing in the future.

Au revoir, my friends!

Prepare for the puns.

Hey guys :) 

I realized the reason I never post is because I spend much too long thinking about what I should write. 

If I am calculating correctly, being the genius that I am, I have approximately 0.000001 units of creativity and patience.

When I add that to the number of hours I spend doing nothing, and the amount of food I eat in a day, times the energy of the sun, minus the circumference of the moon, I can assume that no one is amused by my poor attempts at humor.

...

Did I mention I'm also a pro at awkward silences?

...

Yep. I can even manage to do it when I type. *flexes my virtually non-existent biceps*

People always say I'm really quiet in class but I'm actually training to improve my ninja skills. Only quiet ninjas exist because all the loud ones are dead. 

So a word to the wise: Don't tell your best friend where you hid the body because I'm always listening.

On a lighter note, the sun is out today :))))

Ha. Ha. Get it?

I admit, I don't have many bright ideas...

But you have to receive an occasional dose of bad puns. Doctor's orders. 

...

...

...

*Clears throat*

Did anyone notice the fish gadget thingy I added to my page? I don't know if it works on phones or tablets, but you can click on the box and feed the fish. If you start finding that the fish are more entertaining than the actual content of my blog, let me know so I can delete the gadget. Then you will be forced to pay attention to me instead. >:D

One last thing. If you die of boredom, message me from the afterlife and tell me what I need to change about my blog in order to stop killing innocent people. Save a life today! Call 1-800-pleasestoptryingtobefunny right now! 

Thanks for reading!

P.S. Can you even do the "P.S." thing on a blog, or is that only for letters? I'm doing it anyway.

P.P.S I'll try to post at least twice a week, since I don't want to forget about this for 4 months like last time. If you have suggestions, questions, or ideas, just comment. :)

Hello Again

I'm back, guys. There was a time when I kinda forgot I had a blog... lol. But I'm back due to unhealthy amounts of procrastination. I don't know if anyone actually will read this but I will try to keep this blog running as long as I can.

I'm still trying to figure out how to technology, so there's not that much to do or see on my page, but hopefully I will get there eventually.

I'm also not that great of a story teller so most of my posts will be short.

Considering all of that, I'm not even sure why I keep this blog running, but it's a fun thing to do and over time I hope to improve my abysmal writing skills, and not bore you all to death :).

homework time  -__-

A Letter to my Future Self

Dear Emma,

So you finally decided to check back on me. Which is technically you. I'm gonna call my future self "you" instead of "me". I hope you are in a nice home, apartment, dorm, or wherever you are right now, 'cause I certainly hope you aren't in a dark alleyway wearing torn and tattered clothing with an empty stomach. If you are anything like that then you need to get a life. Unless by the time you read this the world is coming to an end. Then I would suggest you go say your last goodbyes to all the people you love before you get incinerated. Assuming you are alive and well, (not that you would read this if you were dead), I am going to ask you some very important questions that you can answer for me when They invent time traveling machines.
1. How was Independence High School?
2. Are you living in the ocean because of global warming?
3. Is our country at war and congrats on surviving WWIII assuming that there was a WWIII.
4. HOW DO TIME TRAVELING MACHINES WORK???
5. Remind me to ask you the important questions that slipped my mind while I am writing this.

How is your blog doing, by the way? Do people read it, or did you stop posting but suddenly decided you were going to read it? That question isn't all that important, but I'm kind of curious. Also, if They let you, could you bring me back with you to the future (which is your present) so I can see what its like? I promise to go back to the past where my fourteen-year-old self belongs. I might add more to this letter in later posts when its not 9:30 at night and I'm not tired and can actually remember to say smart stuff. Tchao for now, Emma.

Yourself,
Emma

Independence Day!

Hey everyone, long time no see. Or hear or talk or whatever. Its really late, but I wanted to post something to let you know that I'm still alive, I'm just to lazy/busy to post. (yes lazy and busy can go together) I got Jafar in Aladdin Jr. cuz only girls signed up, and I always get the lead male part. Don't ask why, cuz I don't know. Maybe my singing voice isn't high enough. o_o

TODAY IS THE FOURTH OF JULY!!!!! I say "Independence Day" because it sounds more formal, and The Fourth of July is named the FOURTH of July because Independence Day is on the FOURTH. The number has no special meaning, except that Independence Day takes place on the FOURTH. Basically, I say "Independence Day" because it would be like calling Halloween: The Thirty-first of October, or Valentines Day: The Fourteenth of February. IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay?

Okay.

Haha that sounds like The Fault in our Stars.
(Very well written book, by the way)

Now that I'm done ranting, I am completely out of steam and desperately need sleep like The Night of The Embedded Assessment. I hope you all had a great Independence Day, enjoyed the fireworks and the hotdogs and the swimming and the barbeque and the flags and dressing up or whatever you people do on Independence day, and good night.

Tangled and Frozen

Anna in her coronation dress

I kinda screwed her eyes up in this picture so she looks cross-eyed

Elsa at her coronation

Elsa- I'm actually really proud of this one, its my favorite.

Angry Rapunzel

Happy Rapunzel (Her head looks a little big, I messed up on the face because I can't draw mouths)

Wait. We're Moving?

I realized  that i haven't posted in a while, but after the trip to Texas, I was just like "this can wait. like maybe a week or two" and then I never came back to it. Right now, I'm in the middle of film camp, and I probably should be editing my video clip, but I don't know how to use anything. So I'm just waiting. again. This is what I spend my life doing. waiting.

I'm a boring person! Okay? don't hate.

ABOUT TEXAS:

Most people make assumptions about Texas, but most of them aren't true.
-Not everyone is a cowboy
-Not everyone has a southern accent
-There are longhorns, but not as many as you probably think
-People drive cars, not ride horses
-It is not a desert
-Yes it is kind of spread out, but its not a barren landscape with cactuses and tumbleweeds or whatever
-There is a lot of diversity
-They do listen to country music, but not everywhere

IMPORTANT NOTE:
Obviously I don't stick to things very long. I give up on this thirty day blog challenge. I'm pretty sure you people are just about bored to death by it. I was trying to think of ways to entertain you guys, and I was wondering if you would like to read things I wrote in my journal starting from 2010. That would be kind of embarrassing for me, but at least its less boring. I'll do one today, and if you don't like it, tell me, and I'll stop. If you don't say anything, I'll just keep going. Also, sorry about never showing you guys my holocaust art contest entry. It's hard to scan because it's made out of string...

Anyway here goes: (I won't type parts that are offensive to others or too personal, don't worry. Also, I will leave out names that aren't family. I might skip around too, so I will type the date. I'm 14 now and I started when I was 10)

December 28, 2010

We woke up early on Christmas to look at the presents. Santa missed our house this year. Apparently he always does. But we aren't even bad kids! Santa is so mean! He says he is going to bring us presents that we like but he never does! Plus there are a billion Santas out there. If you pull on their beards and they come off they are fake! Anyways, we played wii and with our stuffed animals. Alexis took a nap and we played on the wii some more. My sister and brother played cycling on the wii and they got 1st place on their 4th day. THAT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! But in the end they were 2nd cuz they ran out of breath. Alexis kicked me in the face and I got mad. She said sorry like a million times and now I feel bad for ignoring her.

This was when I was ten. I wasn't the brightest kid back then...

But I guess its not that bad, considering some kids these days. :P

After weeks of knowing I was gonna move, it finally hit me that I was leaving, if that makes sense at all. I was just sitting there and suddenly BAM, I realized we were moving. IM GONNA MISS MISSOURI SOOOOOO MUCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH  :( :( :(

Also, for those of you who watch FIFA, the whole time Germany was playing against Portugal, I was sitting on the couch in despair. Germany won 4-0, but I'm still rooting for Portugal. (And America. America is playing Ghana at 5:30 today, I hope we win! GO USA!)

CRISTIANO RONALDO-PORTUGAL

FIFA WORLD CUP 2014

READ THIS NOW

OMG LOOK ITS A PEGACORN!

Was that eye catching enough? I looked up how to start a blog post and it said make it eye catching. It also said that if you say something is true, then you have to provide proof. Very well. Here is your proof:

I told ya so.


I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO:

1. Ride a pegacorn
2. Fly
3. Be more creative (Not in a bad way)
4. Remember things
5. Have a clean room
6. Eat sweets without worrying about health hazards
7. Stay on the computer without hurting my eyes
8. Be more responsible
9. Become a famous actress
10. Buy whatever I wanted
11. Get what I want
12. Have more time
13. Grow taller
14. Leave
15. Have courage
16. Try new things
17. Be in charge
18. Sleep more than I really do
19. Live a good life
20. Be remembered


I've always wanted to have time and space to extend my lists, and to have a huge audience. Someday, I promise you, I will.

Today was the last day of school. Time to get a job. Also Time to do summer homework. Yay. Well, I better get started, then. See you all later!

FOOD (nothing more has to be said)

Hey, everyone.

(how do you start a blog post?)

I have a big issue with beginning a post. I don't know how experienced bloggers do it, and I should look into that. But I don't want to be the stereotypical blogger and ride the blogger bandwagon of post beginnings. "Hey, everyone." sounded appropriate because I'm greeting everyone, right? It also sounds very boring, like if someone were to stumble upon my blog, they would immediately skip over it. I need an interesting and significant intro. I can't remember how I started my first few posts; I'm pretty sure they were just about the same as this one. I should greet you all with a name, like PewDiePie does with his "Bros". Or maybe I should just do something new every time, but it also takes a lot of thinking. Maybe I should just jump right into what I have to say. Again, I don't know; let me know what you think.

8. RELATIONSHIP TO FOOD

I absolutely love  f o o d.

Well, most foods anyway.

I used to be very picky with eating foods that i didn't recognize. Now, after 3 years of visiting multiple Asian countries, I'm used to trying new things, especially with a mother like mine. (Believe me, Asian people make the weirdest food) My dad wants me to try snake next time I go.

Here's a list of the strangest foods I have ever eaten:
1.Pig intestine/ears
2.Purple beans
3.Egg pancake (kinda like a waffle except in egg shapes instead of squares)
4.Green Cherries(the artificial kind D: )
5.Roasted Pigeon ((I think it was roasted pigeon)It was gross)

Here's a list of my favorite foods:
1. Cherries
2. Honey Nut
Cheerios
3. Chocolate
4. Pineapple
5. Spring rolls(Red bean)
6. Icecream (Strawberry or chocolate chip)
7. Corn/pork pot-stickers
8. Little Dragon Dumplings (That's translated directly from Chinese, idk what they are really called)
9. Cherry Snapple Punch
10. Poptarts

They're in order from left to right

Also, today is mother's day and I made a cake for my mom. It was delicious and turned out way better than the one I made last year for her 19th anniversary with my dad.



Before we go, I have one more VIQ. How do you end a blog post?

Don't forget! It's Very Important.

Me: Hey.
You: Hi, whats up? I missed you!
Me: Well, I've had a long day today, even though it was a half day.
You: Why, what happened?
Me: Either some idiot pulled the fire alarm, the lunch ladies set a sandwich on fire, the microwave overheated, or a science experiment went wonky, because everyone had to stand outside for 15 minutes and the eighth graders missed most of lunch.
You: Aw, poor you. Excuse people for being dumb and setting things on fire, it wasn't your fault.
Me: I know it wasn't, thanks for pointing it out.
You: You're very welcome.
Me: I have a VIQ. (Very Important Question)
You: What is it?
Me: Am I the SnApPiEsT dragon ever?
You: Yes, you are. You're TBBE.
Me: I'm what?
You: The Best Blogger Ever
Me: Thank you, you are very kind. Now, will you be quiet and let me talk for a little while?
You: Sure, anything for my favorite blogger.

Okay, people. Thanks for your cooperation during my very important mission, and for answering my very important questions with very important answers. Yes, everything is very important. Except homework. As long as you ace the very important test, homework is not very important. My mission, if you were wondering, is to keep you all entertained with my very important blog, which you are all helping with by reading this. I'm sure "very important" gets a little redundant, so I will try to use it less.

Today we will discuss: SIBLINGS.

We'll start with my brother because he's only eleven so his life won't take too long to explain.
 His name is Benjamin, but we call him Ben, because no Benjamins that I know of go by Benjamin and not Ben. (Benjamin's perfectly okay, in case your name is Benjamin and you go by Benjamin. I'm just not used to it) His nicknames are Ben Jammin', Mincho, and Neb.He's weird and temperamental and annoying, but at the same time he's nice and caring and funny. His life is made of two components; Soccer and Minecraft. His schedule goes something like this: 
WEEKDAYS:
8:00 AM Get up, brush teeth, eat breakfast
9:00 AM-4:00 PM School
4:00 PM- 6:00 PM Soccer and Minecraft
6:00 PM Dinner
7:00 PM- 10:00 PM Soccer and Minecraft 
10:00 PM Homework (if any)
10:30 PM Shower then Sleep

WEEKENDS:
9:00 AM Get up, brush teeth, eat breakfast
10:00 AM- 10:00 PM Soccer and Minecraft
10:30 PM Shower and sleep  

Thats pretty much all there is. 

Alexis is a bit more complicated. (But then again, if your taking all honors and AP classes in high school, all you're gonna get is complicated.) Sometimes we call her Aleexos. Shes bipolar, like my mom, but if you get on her good side, she's all rainbows and sunshine. Alexis likes talking about:
1. YouTube
2. Friends
3. School
4. Boys
5. Band and colorguard
6. Band and colorguard
7. Band and colorguard
8. Me and Ben
9. I meant "Ben and I"

for those of you grammar people
10. Band and colorguard
Shes pretty dang obsessed with YouTube, and wants to be a famous YouTube star when she grows up. She's learning how to drive, and is the most cautious driver I've ever met, AKA 10 mph. She's almost 16, but she looks younger because of her round baby face. :3

Anywho, Mother's day is in 3 days, and my mom was on the car yesterday acting all upset because she thought we weren't going to do anything. I actually bought cake mix and frosting last Saturday for Mother's day. I had to explain to her that if she was going to ask for a surprise, it wouldn't be a surprise anymore because the whole point of a surprise is to surprise the person. (it's supposed to be unexpected) She was very amazed by this concept. If you really don't have anything planned, then shame on you for forgetting your mother, but now worries, I gotcha covered.

MOTHER'S DAY IDEAS FOR "LAST-MINUTE" PEOPLE
-Buy her flowers (and a vase to put them in)
-Buy her a cake with "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY" written on it
-Give her a hug and let her know you didn't forget (even though you did)
-Take her out somewhere (Picnic, Restaurant, Grandma's house, etc.)
-Offer to do all the chores
-Cook dinner (Unless you don't know how to cook)

And if you can't do anything, then at least make an effort to let her know you are trying.

You: Wow, this is great! I'll check back whenever you post, TheSnappyDragon.
Me: Thanks for taking time to read this, keep being AWESOME (and
very important)

Ben Jammin'

Aleexos

Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared

My apologies for this late post. I keep on forgetting to post things because I've been so busy. I don't (as always,) have much to write about. If you heard on the news about the ship sinking in Korea, apparently the all the students were told to stay still and wait for it all to be sorted out. The kids who didn't listen and tried to escape were pretty much the only ones who survived. So remember, doing what your superiors tell you to do isn't always the right thing to do. The rest of the world goes leaping off a cliff, the ones left standing are the only ones with common sense. I don't know about you guys, but pretty much everyone stops caring about school this time of year. The other day during french, we had a substitute for our teacher, and he was very clear on emphasizing how annoying eight graders are. At the very beginning of class when no one even said anything... He also said that he's only ever seen two students with the ability to talk and get things done at the same time within his 9 years of being a sub. Add me to that list, and that makes three. It honestly isn't as hard as it seems, especially since french is the one class you can pass by giving an effortless amount of effort. Except for art, which you can pass by throwing some paint and plaster together and calling it creativity. I could write about this all day and tell you all about my opinions on school, but you probably don't wanna hear it, and I have things to do, so lets get on with it. (By the way, I'm skipping some challenges and replacing them with others because most of them are BOOOOOORRRRINGGGGG).

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF ?

(this is in order from most to least)

1. Vomit and sickness

2. Evil people possessing guns or other weapons

3. Pain

4. Death

5.Not knowing what to do

6. Wasps and Spiders

7. Talking to strangers

8. Punishment

9. People judging me

10. My mom

Don't judge. I'm afraid of a lot of things. That's only a fraction of the whole list. Well, I have to go to a prison called Chinese school, so bye!

tyopes, typoes, types, TYPOS. yes, typos.

Bonjour, mes amis. Je ne parle pas francais. Je ne comprend pas francais. J'aime bien parler anglais. Oui. And that's pretty much all I know how to say in french. I changed my font, in case you haven't noticed, because somebody said my other one gave her a headache. (you're welcome).

My dilemma: Its exceedingly nice outside, and I don't want to move to go outside.

I think I'll stay here.

What are 3 things you like about your personality?

That's a hard one. I don't feel like thinking... (One thing I don't like is my laziness)

Well. I like how I am a kind, caring, and helpful person. (Mostly)

I like my ability to tolerate annoying people and people who are smarter than me.

I like my modesty, even though sometimes I'm not.


I honestly don't know much about my own personality, much less good things about it.

I took a personality test once and it said I was creative and an introvert. Obviously it did not know what it was talking about. I can't spell today. If I left all of my sentences without checking them, it would look something like this:

today's post was very short because as i sadi before and i will say oncea gain, i'm the most boring person you will probably ever meet. i mean read about because unless you are someone i know personally, i will probably never meet you. 9but then agaib all or most of my readers are familly. Looka t all those typoes. i wish that this would capitalize all of the "i"s like in microsoft werd (I JUST SPELLED WORD WRONG!) because microsoft owrd is better. yes, i did just type that on google dox, or what ever this is. (Everyone in the audience says, "OOHHHHH H BURRRRRN) (Then emma nods and smiles like "yes i did just say that. on google too.")

I didn't know pets were allowed in a mall... but I guess they're always acceptable in strollers

anyway, i bet you cant stand thes typos anymore, so im gonna stop there before your eyse fall off from squinting at the screen too hard. (5 typos in one sentence...)

25 Minutes of Thinking too Hard

I am depressed by my inability to draw Disney princesses. BUT THATS OK. I'm not depressed anymore because I stopped drawing. And then I started on my holocaust art project... IT TOOK 5 HOURS!! And I'm still not done.      : |

I'll show it to you when I'm done with it. :3

Now, right to the next entry: 25 things to do before your next birthday

Well, you see, my birthday's in less than 2 weeks... O_o

1. Finish my Holocaust project
2. Think of things to fill this list
3. Clean my room
4. Win a hunger games on Mineplex
5. Read 500 pages
6. Write at least 2 more blog posts
7. MAKE THIS MORE INTERESTING
8. Waste less time
9. Set a record for mile time
10. Get more people to read this
11. Beat Jerry
12. Breathe
13. Be 13 years old
14. Eat lunch
15. And dinner and breakfast
16. Sing my favorite songs
17. Sleep
18. Talk more
19. Try harder
20. Get better at doing everything
21. Come up with ideas
22. Win contests
23. Type faster
24. Do something fun. <--- thats a period :O
25. Be awesome (Already done, but I can do it again)

This list took yeeeeeaaaarrrrrs. I am not the busiest person. But it was definitely worth writing. And reading, on your part. If you took time to read this, then you are AWESOME AND COOL AND NICE AND HELPFUL AND DID I ALREADY MENTION THAT YOU ARE AWESOME? If you didn't read it, then you're probably not reading this either. and you're not awesome. jk I can't say that because then I'll lose all of my hard earned zero fans/readers. I hope you all have a great weekend and goodbyeeeeeeeeeee. :P

Here's a lizard I found then took a picture of. Ain't it purdy?

Any Ideas?

I can tell that this post is going to be long. Because today's question requires that. But first of all, I'm gonna ask you all a question (again). Since I really like photography, do you guys think that I should post photos that I take relating to whatever I'm writing about? I might try that. It sounds like fun...

Anywho, here is number 3. DESCRIBE YOUR DAY IN DETAIL


Today was unusual compared to all of the other days of spring break. Usually my life is very boring. Today it was still boring but in a different way. This morning, my mom came and woke me up at nine, then she left for work. I got up, brushed my teeth, ate breakfast, and painted the kitchen walls some more. The walls were almost completely yellow, but I promised my mom that I would finish the paint job before I went to my friend's house in the afternoon. My dad came downstairs and said, "Hey, you're coming with me to drop your sister off and then going to Ben's soccer game. I feel like you need to exercise so we're gonna go running." and I was like, "Sure!" but it's not like I had a choice or anything. So we left around 11 and got to the Scott Gallagher soccer fields around 11:40ish. My dad and I ran about a mile then we watched my brother's soccer team lose 5-1. It was the first game they lost this season. We ate lunch at Bread Co. and their macaroni is delicious! Then I got dropped off at my friend Anna's house and we played ping pong and hide and seek. I came home at 5 and painted the rest of the kitchen. After dinner, I spent some time on the computer then went upstairs to take a shower. Now I am sitting here writing about my day in detail while my brother sits next to me eating cheese. If you were wondering what I meant by "normal boring", it's me sitting at home on the computer all day or reading or eating.

My mom just told me to go to bed and i need to take out the trash so think about the photo series thing and i will check back later. Like soon later not in-a-few-years later. BYEEEEEEEEEE

(insert creative title that Emma was too lazy to think up on her own)

Obviously this everyday thing isn't going to work out. (ha ha, it sounds like I'm writing a breakup letter) so I'm just gonna go down the list of questions every time I post something. By the way, yesterday was my brother's birthday so you should wish him a happy birthday because you are all nice people.     right?


Question number 2:  
What do you look forward to in the next twelve months?

I look forward to a lot of things, so get used to these lists because you're gonna be seeing them a whole lot.

1. Summer Break

2. Summer Camp

3. Last day of school

4. My birthday

5. High School

6. Being around different people in high school (I think only a few people would get this one)

7. Summer reading challenge

8. Consistent warm weather

9. NO HOMEWORK!

10. Writing more blog posts :)

 And that's all I could come up with. I'm pretty sure I missed some things but apparently they're not important enough to be remembered at nine in the morning. If you are on spring break right now, then enjoy the rest of spring break (I know I sure will). And I will (hopefully) post more soon.
 

30 Day Writing Challenge

 I got my blood drawn yesterday. I don't suggest it to anyone. Unless you are donating blood and you're not afraid of needles.....

Today is the first day of spring break, so I decided to do a challenge (this one is called the 30 day writing challenge) since I never can think of something to write about. Today's question is this:

What are some basic things about yourself?

The first question is boring, I know. It gets better though later.

My name is Emma, as you probably already know.

I am in 8th grade almost 9th.

I stink at grammar and typing.

Favorite- Book (Single): (I wish i could tell you, but I usually only really like series books)

               Book (Series): The Girl of Fire and Thorns (Rae Carson)
               
               Movie: FROZEN (Disney)

               Food: Fruit: Peaches and Cherries
                         Vegetable: Corn
                         Dessert: Ice cream (strawberry or vanilla chocolate chip)

               Sport: Ice Skating and Swimming (I do these for fun, not competitively)

               Song: Let it go (Idina Menzel- Disney)

               Color: Red

               Subject in school: Elective: Art
                                           Core: P.E. or Stretch

Hopefully I will remember to post one every day, but if i don't, I will come back to that question later.

I like reading comments so post them, even if only two people actually read this.

BYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIEEEEEEEEEEE

(find the I)

Tiredness Makes you Crazy

So I'm up right now and its eleven at night and i don't care that this is a run on sentence 'cuz I'm tired and i wanna sleep so bad but i cant cuz i have to get it done and i have math homework that I'm not gonna do 'cuz its too late (to apologize. jk) and i wanna sleep and now im just going and circles and I usually do all my homework so now I'm sad that I'm gonna miss this one but not sad because that means i get an extra hour of sleep that i so desperatley need, an i spelled desperately wrong but i have to go work on my EA now before i die of tiredness, so BYEEEEEEEEEE. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz