Dear Emma,
So you finally decided to check back on me. Which is technically you. I'm gonna call my future self "you" instead of "me". I hope you are in a nice home, apartment, dorm, or wherever you are right now, 'cause I certainly hope you aren't in a dark alleyway wearing torn and tattered clothing with an empty stomach. If you are anything like that then you need to get a life. Unless by the time you read this the world is coming to an end. Then I would suggest you go say your last goodbyes to all the people you love before you get incinerated. Assuming you are alive and well, (not that you would read this if you were dead), I am going to ask you some very important questions that you can answer for me when They invent time traveling machines.
1. How was Independence High School?
2. Are you living in the ocean because of global warming?
3. Is our country at war and congrats on surviving WWIII assuming that there was a WWIII.
4. HOW DO TIME TRAVELING MACHINES WORK???
5. Remind me to ask you the important questions that slipped my mind while I am writing this.
How is your blog doing, by the way? Do people read it, or did you stop posting but suddenly decided you were going to read it? That question isn't all that important, but I'm kind of curious. Also, if They let you, could you bring me back with you to the future (which is your present) so I can see what its like? I promise to go back to the past where my fourteen-year-old self belongs. I might add more to this letter in later posts when its not 9:30 at night and I'm not tired and can actually remember to say smart stuff. Tchao for now, Emma.
Yourself,
Emma
Saturday, July 12, 2014
Friday, July 4, 2014
Independence Day!
Hey everyone, long time no see. Or hear or talk or whatever. Its really late, but I wanted to post something to let you know that I'm still alive, I'm just to lazy/busy to post. (yes lazy and busy can go together) I got Jafar in Aladdin Jr. cuz only girls signed up, and I always get the lead male part. Don't ask why, cuz I don't know. Maybe my singing voice isn't high enough. o_o
TODAY IS THE FOURTH OF JULY!!!!! I say "Independence Day" because it sounds more formal, and The Fourth of July is named the FOURTH of July because Independence Day is on the FOURTH. The number has no special meaning, except that Independence Day takes place on the FOURTH. Basically, I say "Independence Day" because it would be like calling Halloween: The Thirty-first of October, or Valentines Day: The Fourteenth of February. IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay?
Okay.
Haha that sounds like The Fault in our Stars.
(Very well written book, by the way)
Now that I'm done ranting, I am completely out of steam and desperately need sleep like The Night of The Embedded Assessment. I hope you all had a great Independence Day, enjoyed the fireworks and the hotdogs and the swimming and the barbeque and the flags and dressing up or whatever you people do on Independence day, and good night.
TODAY IS THE FOURTH OF JULY!!!!! I say "Independence Day" because it sounds more formal, and The Fourth of July is named the FOURTH of July because Independence Day is on the FOURTH. The number has no special meaning, except that Independence Day takes place on the FOURTH. Basically, I say "Independence Day" because it would be like calling Halloween: The Thirty-first of October, or Valentines Day: The Fourteenth of February. IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay?
Okay.
Haha that sounds like The Fault in our Stars.
(Very well written book, by the way)
Now that I'm done ranting, I am completely out of steam and desperately need sleep like The Night of The Embedded Assessment. I hope you all had a great Independence Day, enjoyed the fireworks and the hotdogs and the swimming and the barbeque and the flags and dressing up or whatever you people do on Independence day, and good night.
Thursday, June 26, 2014
Tangled and Frozen
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| Anna in her coronation dress |
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| I kinda screwed her eyes up in this picture so she looks cross-eyed |
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| Elsa at her coronation |
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| Elsa- I'm actually really proud of this one, its my favorite. |
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| Angry Rapunzel |
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| Happy Rapunzel (Her head looks a little big, I messed up on the face because I can't draw mouths) |
Monday, June 16, 2014
Wait. We're Moving?
I realized that i haven't posted in a while, but after the trip to Texas, I was just like "this can wait. like maybe a week or two" and then I never came back to it. Right now, I'm in the middle of film camp, and I probably should be editing my video clip, but I don't know how to use anything. So I'm just waiting. again. This is what I spend my life doing. waiting.
I'm a boring person! Okay? don't hate.
ABOUT TEXAS:
Most people make assumptions about Texas, but most of them aren't true.
-Not everyone is a cowboy
-Not everyone has a southern accent
-There are longhorns, but not as many as you probably think
-People drive cars, not ride horses
-It is not a desert
-Yes it is kind of spread out, but its not a barren landscape with cactuses and tumbleweeds or whatever
-There is a lot of diversity
-They do listen to country music, but not everywhere
IMPORTANT NOTE:
Obviously I don't stick to things very long. I give up on this thirty day blog challenge. I'm pretty sure you people are just about bored to death by it. I was trying to think of ways to entertain you guys, and I was wondering if you would like to read things I wrote in my journal starting from 2010. That would be kind of embarrassing for me, but at least its less boring. I'll do one today, and if you don't like it, tell me, and I'll stop. If you don't say anything, I'll just keep going. Also, sorry about never showing you guys my holocaust art contest entry. It's hard to scan because it's made out of string...
Anyway here goes: (I won't type parts that are offensive to others or too personal, don't worry. Also, I will leave out names that aren't family. I might skip around too, so I will type the date. I'm 14 now and I started when I was 10)
December 28, 2010
We woke up early on Christmas to look at the presents. Santa missed our house this year. Apparently he always does. But we aren't even bad kids! Santa is so mean! He says he is going to bring us presents that we like but he never does! Plus there are a billion Santas out there. If you pull on their beards and they come off they are fake! Anyways, we played wii and with our stuffed animals. Alexis took a nap and we played on the wii some more. My sister and brother played cycling on the wii and they got 1st place on their 4th day. THAT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! But in the end they were 2nd cuz they ran out of breath. Alexis kicked me in the face and I got mad. She said sorry like a million times and now I feel bad for ignoring her.
This was when I was ten. I wasn't the brightest kid back then...
But I guess its not that bad, considering some kids these days. :P
After weeks of knowing I was gonna move, it finally hit me that I was leaving, if that makes sense at all. I was just sitting there and suddenly BAM, I realized we were moving. IM GONNA MISS MISSOURI SOOOOOO MUCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH :( :( :(
Also, for those of you who watch FIFA, the whole time Germany was playing against Portugal, I was sitting on the couch in despair. Germany won 4-0, but I'm still rooting for Portugal. (And America. America is playing Ghana at 5:30 today, I hope we win! GO USA!)
I'm a boring person! Okay? don't hate.
ABOUT TEXAS:
Most people make assumptions about Texas, but most of them aren't true.
-Not everyone is a cowboy
-Not everyone has a southern accent
-There are longhorns, but not as many as you probably think
-People drive cars, not ride horses
-It is not a desert
-Yes it is kind of spread out, but its not a barren landscape with cactuses and tumbleweeds or whatever
-There is a lot of diversity
-They do listen to country music, but not everywhere
IMPORTANT NOTE:
Obviously I don't stick to things very long. I give up on this thirty day blog challenge. I'm pretty sure you people are just about bored to death by it. I was trying to think of ways to entertain you guys, and I was wondering if you would like to read things I wrote in my journal starting from 2010. That would be kind of embarrassing for me, but at least its less boring. I'll do one today, and if you don't like it, tell me, and I'll stop. If you don't say anything, I'll just keep going. Also, sorry about never showing you guys my holocaust art contest entry. It's hard to scan because it's made out of string...
Anyway here goes: (I won't type parts that are offensive to others or too personal, don't worry. Also, I will leave out names that aren't family. I might skip around too, so I will type the date. I'm 14 now and I started when I was 10)
December 28, 2010
We woke up early on Christmas to look at the presents. Santa missed our house this year. Apparently he always does. But we aren't even bad kids! Santa is so mean! He says he is going to bring us presents that we like but he never does! Plus there are a billion Santas out there. If you pull on their beards and they come off they are fake! Anyways, we played wii and with our stuffed animals. Alexis took a nap and we played on the wii some more. My sister and brother played cycling on the wii and they got 1st place on their 4th day. THAT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! But in the end they were 2nd cuz they ran out of breath. Alexis kicked me in the face and I got mad. She said sorry like a million times and now I feel bad for ignoring her.
This was when I was ten. I wasn't the brightest kid back then...
But I guess its not that bad, considering some kids these days. :P
After weeks of knowing I was gonna move, it finally hit me that I was leaving, if that makes sense at all. I was just sitting there and suddenly BAM, I realized we were moving. IM GONNA MISS MISSOURI SOOOOOO MUCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH :( :( :(
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| CRISTIANO RONALDO-PORTUGAL |
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| FIFA WORLD CUP 2014 |
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
READ THIS NOW
OMG LOOK ITS A PEGACORN!
Was that eye catching enough? I looked up how to start a blog post and it said make it eye catching. It also said that if you say something is true, then you have to provide proof. Very well. Here is your proof:
I told ya so.
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO:
1. Ride a pegacorn
2. Fly
3. Be more creative (Not in a bad way)
4. Remember things
5. Have a clean room
6. Eat sweets without worrying about health hazards
7. Stay on the computer without hurting my eyes
8. Be more responsible
9. Become a famous actress
10. Buy whatever I wanted
11. Get what I want
12. Have more time
13. Grow taller
14. Leave
15. Have courage
16. Try new things
17. Be in charge
18. Sleep more than I really do
19. Live a good life
20. Be remembered
I've always wanted to have time and space to extend my lists, and to have a huge audience. Someday, I promise you, I will.
Today was the last day of school. Time to get a job. Also Time to do summer homework. Yay. Well, I better get started, then. See you all later!
Was that eye catching enough? I looked up how to start a blog post and it said make it eye catching. It also said that if you say something is true, then you have to provide proof. Very well. Here is your proof:
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO:
1. Ride a pegacorn
2. Fly
3. Be more creative (Not in a bad way)
4. Remember things
5. Have a clean room
6. Eat sweets without worrying about health hazards
7. Stay on the computer without hurting my eyes
8. Be more responsible
9. Become a famous actress
10. Buy whatever I wanted
11. Get what I want
12. Have more time
13. Grow taller
14. Leave
15. Have courage
16. Try new things
17. Be in charge
18. Sleep more than I really do
19. Live a good life
20. Be remembered
I've always wanted to have time and space to extend my lists, and to have a huge audience. Someday, I promise you, I will.
Today was the last day of school. Time to get a job. Also Time to do summer homework. Yay. Well, I better get started, then. See you all later!
Sunday, May 11, 2014
FOOD (nothing more has to be said)
Hey, everyone.
(how do you start a blog post?)
I have a big issue with beginning a post. I don't know how experienced bloggers do it, and I should look into that. But I don't want to be the stereotypical blogger and ride the blogger bandwagon of post beginnings. "Hey, everyone." sounded appropriate because I'm greeting everyone, right? It also sounds very boring, like if someone were to stumble upon my blog, they would immediately skip over it. I need an interesting and significant intro. I can't remember how I started my first few posts; I'm pretty sure they were just about the same as this one. I should greet you all with a name, like PewDiePie does with his "Bros". Or maybe I should just do something new every time, but it also takes a lot of thinking. Maybe I should just jump right into what I have to say. Again, I don't know; let me know what you think.
8. RELATIONSHIP TO FOOD
I absolutely love f o o d.
Well, most foods anyway.
I used to be very picky with eating foods that i didn't recognize. Now, after 3 years of visiting multiple Asian countries, I'm used to trying new things, especially with a mother like mine. (Believe me, Asian people make the weirdest food) My dad wants me to try snake next time I go.
Here's a list of the strangest foods I have ever eaten:
1.Pig intestine/ears
2.Purple beans
3.Egg pancake (kinda like a waffle except in egg shapes instead of squares)
4.Green Cherries(the artificial kind D: )
5.Roasted Pigeon ((I think it was roasted pigeon)It was gross)
Here's a list of my favorite foods:
1. Cherries
2. Honey Nut
Cheerios
3. Chocolate
4. Pineapple
5. Spring rolls(Red bean)
6. Icecream (Strawberry or chocolate chip)
7. Corn/pork pot-stickers
8. Little Dragon Dumplings (That's translated directly from Chinese, idk what they are really called)
9. Cherry Snapple Punch
10. Poptarts
Also, today is mother's day and I made a cake for my mom. It was delicious and turned out way better than the one I made last year for her 19th anniversary with my dad.
Before we go, I have one more VIQ. How do you end a blog post?
(how do you start a blog post?)
I have a big issue with beginning a post. I don't know how experienced bloggers do it, and I should look into that. But I don't want to be the stereotypical blogger and ride the blogger bandwagon of post beginnings. "Hey, everyone." sounded appropriate because I'm greeting everyone, right? It also sounds very boring, like if someone were to stumble upon my blog, they would immediately skip over it. I need an interesting and significant intro. I can't remember how I started my first few posts; I'm pretty sure they were just about the same as this one. I should greet you all with a name, like PewDiePie does with his "Bros". Or maybe I should just do something new every time, but it also takes a lot of thinking. Maybe I should just jump right into what I have to say. Again, I don't know; let me know what you think.
8. RELATIONSHIP TO FOOD
I absolutely love f o o d.
Well, most foods anyway.
I used to be very picky with eating foods that i didn't recognize. Now, after 3 years of visiting multiple Asian countries, I'm used to trying new things, especially with a mother like mine. (Believe me, Asian people make the weirdest food) My dad wants me to try snake next time I go.
Here's a list of the strangest foods I have ever eaten:
1.Pig intestine/ears
2.Purple beans
3.Egg pancake (kinda like a waffle except in egg shapes instead of squares)
4.Green Cherries(the artificial kind D: )
5.Roasted Pigeon ((I think it was roasted pigeon)It was gross)
Here's a list of my favorite foods:
1. Cherries
2. Honey Nut
Cheerios
3. Chocolate
4. Pineapple
5. Spring rolls(Red bean)
6. Icecream (Strawberry or chocolate chip)
7. Corn/pork pot-stickers
8. Little Dragon Dumplings (That's translated directly from Chinese, idk what they are really called)
9. Cherry Snapple Punch
10. Poptarts
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| They're in order from left to right |
Also, today is mother's day and I made a cake for my mom. It was delicious and turned out way better than the one I made last year for her 19th anniversary with my dad.
Before we go, I have one more VIQ. How do you end a blog post?
Wednesday, May 7, 2014
Don't forget! It's Very Important.
Me: Hey.
You: Hi, whats up? I missed you!
Me: Well, I've had a long day today, even though it was a half day.
You: Why, what happened?
Me: Either some idiot pulled the fire alarm, the lunch ladies set a sandwich on fire, the microwave overheated, or a science experiment went wonky, because everyone had to stand outside for 15 minutes and the eighth graders missed most of lunch.
You: Aw, poor you. Excuse people for being dumb and setting things on fire, it wasn't your fault.
Me: I know it wasn't, thanks for pointing it out.
You: You're very welcome.
Me: I have a VIQ. (Very Important Question)
You: What is it?
Me: Am I the SnApPiEsT dragon ever?
You: Yes, you are. You're TBBE.
Me: I'm what?
You: The Best Blogger Ever
Me: Thank you, you are very kind. Now, will you be quiet and let me talk for a little while?
You: Sure, anything for my favorite blogger.
Okay, people. Thanks for your cooperation during my very important mission, and for answering my very important questions with very important answers. Yes, everything is very important. Except homework. As long as you ace the very important test, homework is not very important. My mission, if you were wondering, is to keep you all entertained with my very important blog, which you are all helping with by reading this. I'm sure "very important" gets a little redundant, so I will try to use it less.
Today we will discuss: SIBLINGS.
We'll start with my brother because he's only eleven so his life won't take too long to explain.
His name is Benjamin, but we call him Ben, because no Benjamins that I know of go by Benjamin and not Ben. (Benjamin's perfectly okay, in case your name is Benjamin and you go by Benjamin. I'm just not used to it) His nicknames are Ben Jammin', Mincho, and Neb.He's weird and temperamental and annoying, but at the same time he's nice and caring and funny. His life is made of two components; Soccer and Minecraft. His schedule goes something like this:
WEEKDAYS:
8:00 AM Get up, brush teeth, eat breakfast
9:00 AM-4:00 PM School
4:00 PM- 6:00 PM Soccer and Minecraft
6:00 PM Dinner
7:00 PM- 10:00 PM Soccer and Minecraft
10:00 PM Homework (if any)
10:30 PM Shower then Sleep
WEEKENDS:
9:00 AM Get up, brush teeth, eat breakfast
10:00 AM- 10:00 PM Soccer and Minecraft
10:30 PM Shower and sleep
Thats pretty much all there is.
Alexis is a bit more complicated. (But then again, if your taking all honors and AP classes in high school, all you're gonna get is complicated.) Sometimes we call her Aleexos. Shes bipolar, like my mom, but if you get on her good side, she's all rainbows and sunshine. Alexis likes talking about:
1. YouTube
2. Friends
3. School
4. Boys
5. Band and colorguard
6. Band and colorguard
7. Band and colorguard
8. Me and Ben
9. I meant "Ben and I"
for those of you grammar people
10. Band and colorguard
Shes pretty dang obsessed with YouTube, and wants to be a famous YouTube star when she grows up. She's learning how to drive, and is the most cautious driver I've ever met, AKA 10 mph. She's almost 16, but she looks younger because of her round baby face. :3
Anywho, Mother's day is in 3 days, and my mom was on the car yesterday acting all upset because she thought we weren't going to do anything. I actually bought cake mix and frosting last Saturday for Mother's day. I had to explain to her that if she was going to ask for a surprise, it wouldn't be a surprise anymore because the whole point of a surprise is to surprise the person. (it's supposed to be unexpected) She was very amazed by this concept. If you really don't have anything planned, then shame on you for forgetting your mother, but now worries, I gotcha covered.
MOTHER'S DAY IDEAS FOR "LAST-MINUTE" PEOPLE
-Buy her flowers (and a vase to put them in)
-Buy her a cake with "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY" written on it
-Give her a hug and let her know you didn't forget (even though you did)
-Take her out somewhere (Picnic, Restaurant, Grandma's house, etc.)
-Offer to do all the chores
-Cook dinner (Unless you don't know how to cook)
And if you can't do anything, then at least make an effort to let her know you are trying.
You: Wow, this is great! I'll check back whenever you post, TheSnappyDragon.
Me: Thanks for taking time to read this, keep being AWESOME (and
very important)
You: Hi, whats up? I missed you!
Me: Well, I've had a long day today, even though it was a half day.
You: Why, what happened?
Me: Either some idiot pulled the fire alarm, the lunch ladies set a sandwich on fire, the microwave overheated, or a science experiment went wonky, because everyone had to stand outside for 15 minutes and the eighth graders missed most of lunch.
You: Aw, poor you. Excuse people for being dumb and setting things on fire, it wasn't your fault.
Me: I know it wasn't, thanks for pointing it out.
You: You're very welcome.
Me: I have a VIQ. (Very Important Question)
You: What is it?
Me: Am I the SnApPiEsT dragon ever?
You: Yes, you are. You're TBBE.
Me: I'm what?
You: The Best Blogger Ever
Me: Thank you, you are very kind. Now, will you be quiet and let me talk for a little while?
You: Sure, anything for my favorite blogger.
Okay, people. Thanks for your cooperation during my very important mission, and for answering my very important questions with very important answers. Yes, everything is very important. Except homework. As long as you ace the very important test, homework is not very important. My mission, if you were wondering, is to keep you all entertained with my very important blog, which you are all helping with by reading this. I'm sure "very important" gets a little redundant, so I will try to use it less.
Today we will discuss: SIBLINGS.
We'll start with my brother because he's only eleven so his life won't take too long to explain.
His name is Benjamin, but we call him Ben, because no Benjamins that I know of go by Benjamin and not Ben. (Benjamin's perfectly okay, in case your name is Benjamin and you go by Benjamin. I'm just not used to it) His nicknames are Ben Jammin', Mincho, and Neb.He's weird and temperamental and annoying, but at the same time he's nice and caring and funny. His life is made of two components; Soccer and Minecraft. His schedule goes something like this:
WEEKDAYS:
8:00 AM Get up, brush teeth, eat breakfast
9:00 AM-4:00 PM School
4:00 PM- 6:00 PM Soccer and Minecraft
6:00 PM Dinner
7:00 PM- 10:00 PM Soccer and Minecraft
10:00 PM Homework (if any)
10:30 PM Shower then Sleep
WEEKENDS:
9:00 AM Get up, brush teeth, eat breakfast
10:00 AM- 10:00 PM Soccer and Minecraft
10:30 PM Shower and sleep
Thats pretty much all there is.
Alexis is a bit more complicated. (But then again, if your taking all honors and AP classes in high school, all you're gonna get is complicated.) Sometimes we call her Aleexos. Shes bipolar, like my mom, but if you get on her good side, she's all rainbows and sunshine. Alexis likes talking about:
1. YouTube
2. Friends
3. School
4. Boys
5. Band and colorguard
6. Band and colorguard
7. Band and colorguard
8. Me and Ben
9. I meant "Ben and I"
for those of you grammar people
10. Band and colorguard
Shes pretty dang obsessed with YouTube, and wants to be a famous YouTube star when she grows up. She's learning how to drive, and is the most cautious driver I've ever met, AKA 10 mph. She's almost 16, but she looks younger because of her round baby face. :3
Anywho, Mother's day is in 3 days, and my mom was on the car yesterday acting all upset because she thought we weren't going to do anything. I actually bought cake mix and frosting last Saturday for Mother's day. I had to explain to her that if she was going to ask for a surprise, it wouldn't be a surprise anymore because the whole point of a surprise is to surprise the person. (it's supposed to be unexpected) She was very amazed by this concept. If you really don't have anything planned, then shame on you for forgetting your mother, but now worries, I gotcha covered.
MOTHER'S DAY IDEAS FOR "LAST-MINUTE" PEOPLE
-Buy her flowers (and a vase to put them in)
-Buy her a cake with "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY" written on it
-Give her a hug and let her know you didn't forget (even though you did)
-Take her out somewhere (Picnic, Restaurant, Grandma's house, etc.)
-Offer to do all the chores
-Cook dinner (Unless you don't know how to cook)
And if you can't do anything, then at least make an effort to let her know you are trying.
You: Wow, this is great! I'll check back whenever you post, TheSnappyDragon.
Me: Thanks for taking time to read this, keep being AWESOME (and
very important)
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| Ben Jammin' |
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| Aleexos |
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