Sunday, April 27, 2014

Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared

My apologies for this late post. I keep on forgetting to post things because I've been so busy. I don't (as always,) have much to write about. If you heard on the news about the ship sinking in Korea, apparently the all the students were told to stay still and wait for it all to be sorted out. The kids who didn't listen and tried to escape were pretty much the only ones who survived. So remember, doing what your superiors tell you to do isn't always the right thing to do. The rest of the world goes leaping off a cliff, the ones left standing are the only ones with common sense. I don't know about you guys, but pretty much everyone stops caring about school this time of year. The other day during french, we had a substitute for our teacher, and he was very clear on emphasizing how annoying eight graders are. At the very beginning of class when no one even said anything... He also said that he's only ever seen two students with the ability to talk and get things done at the same time within his 9 years of being a sub. Add me to that list, and that makes three. It honestly isn't as hard as it seems, especially since french is the one class you can pass by giving an effortless amount of effort. Except for art, which you can pass by throwing some paint and plaster together and calling it creativity. I could write about this all day and tell you all about my opinions on school, but you probably don't wanna hear it, and I have things to do, so lets get on with it. (By the way, I'm skipping some challenges and replacing them with others because most of them are BOOOOOORRRRINGGGGG).


(this is in order from most to least)
1. Vomit and sickness
2. Evil people possessing guns or other weapons
3. Pain
4. Death
5.Not knowing what to do
6. Wasps and Spiders
7. Talking to strangers
8. Punishment
9. People judging me
10. My mom

Don't judge. I'm afraid of a lot of things. That's only a fraction of the whole list. Well, I have to go to a prison called Chinese school, so bye!

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

tyopes, typoes, types, TYPOS. yes, typos.

Bonjour, mes amis. Je ne parle pas francais. Je ne comprend pas francais. J'aime bien parler anglais. Oui. And that's pretty much all I know how to say in french. I changed my font, in case you haven't noticed, because somebody said my other one gave her a headache. (you're welcome).

My dilemma: Its exceedingly nice outside, and I don't want to move to go outside.

I think I'll stay here.

What are 3 things you like about your personality?

That's a hard one. I don't feel like thinking... (One thing I don't like is my laziness)

Well. I like how I am a kind, caring, and helpful person. (Mostly)

I like my ability to tolerate annoying people and people who are smarter than me.

I like my modesty, even though sometimes I'm not.

I honestly don't know much about my own personality, much less good things about it.

I took a personality test once and it said I was creative and an introvert. Obviously it did not know what it was talking about. I can't spell today. If I left all of my sentences without checking them, it would look something like this:

today's post was very short because as i sadi before and i will say oncea gain, i'm the most boring person you will probably ever meet. i mean read about because unless you are someone i know personally, i will probably never meet you. 9but then agaib all or most of my readers are familly. Looka t all those typoes. i wish that this would capitalize all of the "i"s like in microsoft werd (I JUST SPELLED WORD WRONG!) because microsoft owrd is better. yes, i did just type that on google dox, or what ever this is. (Everyone in the audience says, "OOHHHHH H BURRRRRN) (Then emma nods and smiles like "yes i did just say that. on google too.")

I didn't know pets were allowed in a mall... but I guess they're always acceptable in strollers
anyway, i bet you cant stand thes typos anymore, so im gonna stop there before your eyse fall off from squinting at the screen too hard. (5 typos in one sentence...)

Saturday, April 5, 2014

25 Minutes of Thinking too Hard

I am depressed by my inability to draw Disney princesses. BUT THATS OK. I'm not depressed anymore because I stopped drawing. And then I started on my holocaust art project... IT TOOK 5 HOURS!! And I'm still not done.      : |

I'll show it to you when I'm done with it. :3

Now, right to the next entry: 25 things to do before your next birthday

Well, you see, my birthday's in less than 2 weeks... O_o

1. Finish my Holocaust project
2. Think of things to fill this list
3. Clean my room
4. Win a hunger games on Mineplex
5. Read 500 pages
6. Write at least 2 more blog posts
8. Waste less time
9. Set a record for mile time
10. Get more people to read this
11. Beat Jerry
12. Breathe
13. Be 13 years old
14. Eat lunch
15. And dinner and breakfast
16. Sing my favorite songs
17. Sleep
18. Talk more
19. Try harder
20. Get better at doing everything
21. Come up with ideas
22. Win contests
23. Type faster
24. Do something fun. <--- thats a period :O
25. Be awesome (Already done, but I can do it again)

This list took yeeeeeaaaarrrrrs. I am not the busiest person. But it was definitely worth writing. And reading, on your part. If you took time to read this, then you are AWESOME AND COOL AND NICE AND HELPFUL AND DID I ALREADY MENTION THAT YOU ARE AWESOME? If you didn't read it, then you're probably not reading this either. and you're not awesome. jk I can't say that because then I'll lose all of my hard earned zero fans/readers. I hope you all have a great weekend and goodbyeeeeeeeeeee. :P
Here's a lizard I found then took a picture of. Ain't it purdy?