What did I just write?

After hours of scouring the interwebs for blog inspiration, I have come up with basically nothing  something, but it's an undeveloped idea so I'll keep it to myself for now. :P

Let me tell you, the writing process is a long and tedious road. It winds through boring hills of letters, over osheans of bad speling and mountains of grammar is not good, and past rivers of run-on sentences. I'm not even sure I can call this jumble of words "writing". It's more like... IWTBESHISESH:

I

Want 

To

Be

Entertaining

So

Here

Is

Some 

Elementary

School

Humor

(pronounced: Ie-wut-besh-ih-sesh)

If you came here looking for your mom jokes, though, you're out of luck. You can go find my brother if you like to insult each other's parental units. But if you are really into bad puns and punchlines, *wink wink* I got you covered.

Onto more important matters:

Turns out the fish gadget thingy doesn't work on phones :( That means no one can feed the fish and they are going to die :( :( :(

I guess that means I have to feed them. I have so many responsibilities, I can't handle this pressure, ugh! My mom says when I grow up I'll stop crying and being lazy, BUT THIS IS NOT A PHASE, MOM THIS IS THE REAL ME NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!1!!1 *aggressively eats ice cream and watches YouTube*

By the way, I have an EOC tomorrow (End of Course assessment) for english. FIVE hours of testing. At least we're allowed to bring food. I already feel bad for the kid who has to sit next to me:

Me: *opens bag of crackers* CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHO-

Kid: ... pls stop

Teacher: no talking thats an automatic 0 for you

Kid: but-

Teacher: too bad kid

Me: O-O

Me: CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP

And there's THREE writing parts. 

Please respond to the following prompt: What traits make you a good person?

Well.

I haven't murdered anyone yet.

(my old pet dog doesn't count he was on his way out anyway)

Also I make a killer strawberry smoothie lol XD 

You get the point.

Last thing before I go, most of you are probably here from my instagram (and therefore can't see the fishes, but thats not the point): 

First of all, Welcome!

Second of all, Thanks for reading!

and lastly, let me know if you enjoy reading, so I know to keep writing in the future.

Au revoir, my friends!

Prepare for the puns.

Hey guys :) 

I realized the reason I never post is because I spend much too long thinking about what I should write. 

If I am calculating correctly, being the genius that I am, I have approximately 0.000001 units of creativity and patience.

When I add that to the number of hours I spend doing nothing, and the amount of food I eat in a day, times the energy of the sun, minus the circumference of the moon, I can assume that no one is amused by my poor attempts at humor.

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Did I mention I'm also a pro at awkward silences?

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Yep. I can even manage to do it when I type. *flexes my virtually non-existent biceps*

People always say I'm really quiet in class but I'm actually training to improve my ninja skills. Only quiet ninjas exist because all the loud ones are dead. 

So a word to the wise: Don't tell your best friend where you hid the body because I'm always listening.

On a lighter note, the sun is out today :))))

Ha. Ha. Get it?

I admit, I don't have many bright ideas...

But you have to receive an occasional dose of bad puns. Doctor's orders. 

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*Clears throat*

Did anyone notice the fish gadget thingy I added to my page? I don't know if it works on phones or tablets, but you can click on the box and feed the fish. If you start finding that the fish are more entertaining than the actual content of my blog, let me know so I can delete the gadget. Then you will be forced to pay attention to me instead. >:D

One last thing. If you die of boredom, message me from the afterlife and tell me what I need to change about my blog in order to stop killing innocent people. Save a life today! Call 1-800-pleasestoptryingtobefunny right now! 

Thanks for reading!

P.S. Can you even do the "P.S." thing on a blog, or is that only for letters? I'm doing it anyway.

P.P.S I'll try to post at least twice a week, since I don't want to forget about this for 4 months like last time. If you have suggestions, questions, or ideas, just comment. :)

Hello Again

I'm back, guys. There was a time when I kinda forgot I had a blog... lol. But I'm back due to unhealthy amounts of procrastination. I don't know if anyone actually will read this but I will try to keep this blog running as long as I can.

I'm still trying to figure out how to technology, so there's not that much to do or see on my page, but hopefully I will get there eventually.

I'm also not that great of a story teller so most of my posts will be short.

Considering all of that, I'm not even sure why I keep this blog running, but it's a fun thing to do and over time I hope to improve my abysmal writing skills, and not bore you all to death :).

homework time  -__-

A Letter to my Future Self

Dear Emma,

So you finally decided to check back on me. Which is technically you. I'm gonna call my future self "you" instead of "me". I hope you are in a nice home, apartment, dorm, or wherever you are right now, 'cause I certainly hope you aren't in a dark alleyway wearing torn and tattered clothing with an empty stomach. If you are anything like that then you need to get a life. Unless by the time you read this the world is coming to an end. Then I would suggest you go say your last goodbyes to all the people you love before you get incinerated. Assuming you are alive and well, (not that you would read this if you were dead), I am going to ask you some very important questions that you can answer for me when They invent time traveling machines.
1. How was Independence High School?
2. Are you living in the ocean because of global warming?
3. Is our country at war and congrats on surviving WWIII assuming that there was a WWIII.
4. HOW DO TIME TRAVELING MACHINES WORK???
5. Remind me to ask you the important questions that slipped my mind while I am writing this.

How is your blog doing, by the way? Do people read it, or did you stop posting but suddenly decided you were going to read it? That question isn't all that important, but I'm kind of curious. Also, if They let you, could you bring me back with you to the future (which is your present) so I can see what its like? I promise to go back to the past where my fourteen-year-old self belongs. I might add more to this letter in later posts when its not 9:30 at night and I'm not tired and can actually remember to say smart stuff. Tchao for now, Emma.

Yourself,
Emma

Independence Day!

Hey everyone, long time no see. Or hear or talk or whatever. Its really late, but I wanted to post something to let you know that I'm still alive, I'm just to lazy/busy to post. (yes lazy and busy can go together) I got Jafar in Aladdin Jr. cuz only girls signed up, and I always get the lead male part. Don't ask why, cuz I don't know. Maybe my singing voice isn't high enough. o_o

TODAY IS THE FOURTH OF JULY!!!!! I say "Independence Day" because it sounds more formal, and The Fourth of July is named the FOURTH of July because Independence Day is on the FOURTH. The number has no special meaning, except that Independence Day takes place on the FOURTH. Basically, I say "Independence Day" because it would be like calling Halloween: The Thirty-first of October, or Valentines Day: The Fourteenth of February. IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay?

Okay.

Haha that sounds like The Fault in our Stars.
(Very well written book, by the way)

Now that I'm done ranting, I am completely out of steam and desperately need sleep like The Night of The Embedded Assessment. I hope you all had a great Independence Day, enjoyed the fireworks and the hotdogs and the swimming and the barbeque and the flags and dressing up or whatever you people do on Independence day, and good night.

Tangled and Frozen

Anna in her coronation dress

I kinda screwed her eyes up in this picture so she looks cross-eyed

Elsa at her coronation

Elsa- I'm actually really proud of this one, its my favorite.

Angry Rapunzel

Happy Rapunzel (Her head looks a little big, I messed up on the face because I can't draw mouths)

Wait. We're Moving?

I realized  that i haven't posted in a while, but after the trip to Texas, I was just like "this can wait. like maybe a week or two" and then I never came back to it. Right now, I'm in the middle of film camp, and I probably should be editing my video clip, but I don't know how to use anything. So I'm just waiting. again. This is what I spend my life doing. waiting.

I'm a boring person! Okay? don't hate.

ABOUT TEXAS:

Most people make assumptions about Texas, but most of them aren't true.
-Not everyone is a cowboy
-Not everyone has a southern accent
-There are longhorns, but not as many as you probably think
-People drive cars, not ride horses
-It is not a desert
-Yes it is kind of spread out, but its not a barren landscape with cactuses and tumbleweeds or whatever
-There is a lot of diversity
-They do listen to country music, but not everywhere

IMPORTANT NOTE:
Obviously I don't stick to things very long. I give up on this thirty day blog challenge. I'm pretty sure you people are just about bored to death by it. I was trying to think of ways to entertain you guys, and I was wondering if you would like to read things I wrote in my journal starting from 2010. That would be kind of embarrassing for me, but at least its less boring. I'll do one today, and if you don't like it, tell me, and I'll stop. If you don't say anything, I'll just keep going. Also, sorry about never showing you guys my holocaust art contest entry. It's hard to scan because it's made out of string...

Anyway here goes: (I won't type parts that are offensive to others or too personal, don't worry. Also, I will leave out names that aren't family. I might skip around too, so I will type the date. I'm 14 now and I started when I was 10)

December 28, 2010

We woke up early on Christmas to look at the presents. Santa missed our house this year. Apparently he always does. But we aren't even bad kids! Santa is so mean! He says he is going to bring us presents that we like but he never does! Plus there are a billion Santas out there. If you pull on their beards and they come off they are fake! Anyways, we played wii and with our stuffed animals. Alexis took a nap and we played on the wii some more. My sister and brother played cycling on the wii and they got 1st place on their 4th day. THAT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! But in the end they were 2nd cuz they ran out of breath. Alexis kicked me in the face and I got mad. She said sorry like a million times and now I feel bad for ignoring her.

This was when I was ten. I wasn't the brightest kid back then...

But I guess its not that bad, considering some kids these days. :P

After weeks of knowing I was gonna move, it finally hit me that I was leaving, if that makes sense at all. I was just sitting there and suddenly BAM, I realized we were moving. IM GONNA MISS MISSOURI SOOOOOO MUCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH  :( :( :(

Also, for those of you who watch FIFA, the whole time Germany was playing against Portugal, I was sitting on the couch in despair. Germany won 4-0, but I'm still rooting for Portugal. (And America. America is playing Ghana at 5:30 today, I hope we win! GO USA!)

CRISTIANO RONALDO-PORTUGAL

FIFA WORLD CUP 2014