Tangled and Frozen

Anna in her coronation dress

I kinda screwed her eyes up in this picture so she looks cross-eyed

Elsa at her coronation

Elsa- I'm actually really proud of this one, its my favorite.

Angry Rapunzel

Happy Rapunzel (Her head looks a little big, I messed up on the face because I can't draw mouths)

Wait. We're Moving?

I realized  that i haven't posted in a while, but after the trip to Texas, I was just like "this can wait. like maybe a week or two" and then I never came back to it. Right now, I'm in the middle of film camp, and I probably should be editing my video clip, but I don't know how to use anything. So I'm just waiting. again. This is what I spend my life doing. waiting.

I'm a boring person! Okay? don't hate.

ABOUT TEXAS:

Most people make assumptions about Texas, but most of them aren't true.
-Not everyone is a cowboy
-Not everyone has a southern accent
-There are longhorns, but not as many as you probably think
-People drive cars, not ride horses
-It is not a desert
-Yes it is kind of spread out, but its not a barren landscape with cactuses and tumbleweeds or whatever
-There is a lot of diversity
-They do listen to country music, but not everywhere

IMPORTANT NOTE:
Obviously I don't stick to things very long. I give up on this thirty day blog challenge. I'm pretty sure you people are just about bored to death by it. I was trying to think of ways to entertain you guys, and I was wondering if you would like to read things I wrote in my journal starting from 2010. That would be kind of embarrassing for me, but at least its less boring. I'll do one today, and if you don't like it, tell me, and I'll stop. If you don't say anything, I'll just keep going. Also, sorry about never showing you guys my holocaust art contest entry. It's hard to scan because it's made out of string...

Anyway here goes: (I won't type parts that are offensive to others or too personal, don't worry. Also, I will leave out names that aren't family. I might skip around too, so I will type the date. I'm 14 now and I started when I was 10)

December 28, 2010

We woke up early on Christmas to look at the presents. Santa missed our house this year. Apparently he always does. But we aren't even bad kids! Santa is so mean! He says he is going to bring us presents that we like but he never does! Plus there are a billion Santas out there. If you pull on their beards and they come off they are fake! Anyways, we played wii and with our stuffed animals. Alexis took a nap and we played on the wii some more. My sister and brother played cycling on the wii and they got 1st place on their 4th day. THAT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! But in the end they were 2nd cuz they ran out of breath. Alexis kicked me in the face and I got mad. She said sorry like a million times and now I feel bad for ignoring her.

This was when I was ten. I wasn't the brightest kid back then...

But I guess its not that bad, considering some kids these days. :P

After weeks of knowing I was gonna move, it finally hit me that I was leaving, if that makes sense at all. I was just sitting there and suddenly BAM, I realized we were moving. IM GONNA MISS MISSOURI SOOOOOO MUCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH  :( :( :(

Also, for those of you who watch FIFA, the whole time Germany was playing against Portugal, I was sitting on the couch in despair. Germany won 4-0, but I'm still rooting for Portugal. (And America. America is playing Ghana at 5:30 today, I hope we win! GO USA!)

CRISTIANO RONALDO-PORTUGAL

FIFA WORLD CUP 2014

READ THIS NOW

OMG LOOK ITS A PEGACORN!

Was that eye catching enough? I looked up how to start a blog post and it said make it eye catching. It also said that if you say something is true, then you have to provide proof. Very well. Here is your proof:

I told ya so.


I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO:

1. Ride a pegacorn
2. Fly
3. Be more creative (Not in a bad way)
4. Remember things
5. Have a clean room
6. Eat sweets without worrying about health hazards
7. Stay on the computer without hurting my eyes
8. Be more responsible
9. Become a famous actress
10. Buy whatever I wanted
11. Get what I want
12. Have more time
13. Grow taller
14. Leave
15. Have courage
16. Try new things
17. Be in charge
18. Sleep more than I really do
19. Live a good life
20. Be remembered


I've always wanted to have time and space to extend my lists, and to have a huge audience. Someday, I promise you, I will.

Today was the last day of school. Time to get a job. Also Time to do summer homework. Yay. Well, I better get started, then. See you all later!

FOOD (nothing more has to be said)

Hey, everyone.

(how do you start a blog post?)

I have a big issue with beginning a post. I don't know how experienced bloggers do it, and I should look into that. But I don't want to be the stereotypical blogger and ride the blogger bandwagon of post beginnings. "Hey, everyone." sounded appropriate because I'm greeting everyone, right? It also sounds very boring, like if someone were to stumble upon my blog, they would immediately skip over it. I need an interesting and significant intro. I can't remember how I started my first few posts; I'm pretty sure they were just about the same as this one. I should greet you all with a name, like PewDiePie does with his "Bros". Or maybe I should just do something new every time, but it also takes a lot of thinking. Maybe I should just jump right into what I have to say. Again, I don't know; let me know what you think.

8. RELATIONSHIP TO FOOD

I absolutely love  f o o d.

Well, most foods anyway.

I used to be very picky with eating foods that i didn't recognize. Now, after 3 years of visiting multiple Asian countries, I'm used to trying new things, especially with a mother like mine. (Believe me, Asian people make the weirdest food) My dad wants me to try snake next time I go.

Here's a list of the strangest foods I have ever eaten:
1.Pig intestine/ears
2.Purple beans
3.Egg pancake (kinda like a waffle except in egg shapes instead of squares)
4.Green Cherries(the artificial kind D: )
5.Roasted Pigeon ((I think it was roasted pigeon)It was gross)

Here's a list of my favorite foods:
1. Cherries
2. Honey Nut
Cheerios
3. Chocolate
4. Pineapple
5. Spring rolls(Red bean)
6. Icecream (Strawberry or chocolate chip)
7. Corn/pork pot-stickers
8. Little Dragon Dumplings (That's translated directly from Chinese, idk what they are really called)
9. Cherry Snapple Punch
10. Poptarts

They're in order from left to right

Also, today is mother's day and I made a cake for my mom. It was delicious and turned out way better than the one I made last year for her 19th anniversary with my dad.



Before we go, I have one more VIQ. How do you end a blog post?

Don't forget! It's Very Important.

Me: Hey.
You: Hi, whats up? I missed you!
Me: Well, I've had a long day today, even though it was a half day.
You: Why, what happened?
Me: Either some idiot pulled the fire alarm, the lunch ladies set a sandwich on fire, the microwave overheated, or a science experiment went wonky, because everyone had to stand outside for 15 minutes and the eighth graders missed most of lunch.
You: Aw, poor you. Excuse people for being dumb and setting things on fire, it wasn't your fault.
Me: I know it wasn't, thanks for pointing it out.
You: You're very welcome.
Me: I have a VIQ. (Very Important Question)
You: What is it?
Me: Am I the SnApPiEsT dragon ever?
You: Yes, you are. You're TBBE.
Me: I'm what?
You: The Best Blogger Ever
Me: Thank you, you are very kind. Now, will you be quiet and let me talk for a little while?
You: Sure, anything for my favorite blogger.

Okay, people. Thanks for your cooperation during my very important mission, and for answering my very important questions with very important answers. Yes, everything is very important. Except homework. As long as you ace the very important test, homework is not very important. My mission, if you were wondering, is to keep you all entertained with my very important blog, which you are all helping with by reading this. I'm sure "very important" gets a little redundant, so I will try to use it less.

Today we will discuss: SIBLINGS.

We'll start with my brother because he's only eleven so his life won't take too long to explain.
 His name is Benjamin, but we call him Ben, because no Benjamins that I know of go by Benjamin and not Ben. (Benjamin's perfectly okay, in case your name is Benjamin and you go by Benjamin. I'm just not used to it) His nicknames are Ben Jammin', Mincho, and Neb.He's weird and temperamental and annoying, but at the same time he's nice and caring and funny. His life is made of two components; Soccer and Minecraft. His schedule goes something like this: 
WEEKDAYS:
8:00 AM Get up, brush teeth, eat breakfast
9:00 AM-4:00 PM School
4:00 PM- 6:00 PM Soccer and Minecraft
6:00 PM Dinner
7:00 PM- 10:00 PM Soccer and Minecraft 
10:00 PM Homework (if any)
10:30 PM Shower then Sleep

WEEKENDS:
9:00 AM Get up, brush teeth, eat breakfast
10:00 AM- 10:00 PM Soccer and Minecraft
10:30 PM Shower and sleep  

Thats pretty much all there is. 

Alexis is a bit more complicated. (But then again, if your taking all honors and AP classes in high school, all you're gonna get is complicated.) Sometimes we call her Aleexos. Shes bipolar, like my mom, but if you get on her good side, she's all rainbows and sunshine. Alexis likes talking about:
1. YouTube
2. Friends
3. School
4. Boys
5. Band and colorguard
6. Band and colorguard
7. Band and colorguard
8. Me and Ben
9. I meant "Ben and I"

for those of you grammar people
10. Band and colorguard
Shes pretty dang obsessed with YouTube, and wants to be a famous YouTube star when she grows up. She's learning how to drive, and is the most cautious driver I've ever met, AKA 10 mph. She's almost 16, but she looks younger because of her round baby face. :3

Anywho, Mother's day is in 3 days, and my mom was on the car yesterday acting all upset because she thought we weren't going to do anything. I actually bought cake mix and frosting last Saturday for Mother's day. I had to explain to her that if she was going to ask for a surprise, it wouldn't be a surprise anymore because the whole point of a surprise is to surprise the person. (it's supposed to be unexpected) She was very amazed by this concept. If you really don't have anything planned, then shame on you for forgetting your mother, but now worries, I gotcha covered.

MOTHER'S DAY IDEAS FOR "LAST-MINUTE" PEOPLE
-Buy her flowers (and a vase to put them in)
-Buy her a cake with "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY" written on it
-Give her a hug and let her know you didn't forget (even though you did)
-Take her out somewhere (Picnic, Restaurant, Grandma's house, etc.)
-Offer to do all the chores
-Cook dinner (Unless you don't know how to cook)

And if you can't do anything, then at least make an effort to let her know you are trying.

You: Wow, this is great! I'll check back whenever you post, TheSnappyDragon.
Me: Thanks for taking time to read this, keep being AWESOME (and
very important)

Ben Jammin'

Aleexos

Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared

My apologies for this late post. I keep on forgetting to post things because I've been so busy. I don't (as always,) have much to write about. If you heard on the news about the ship sinking in Korea, apparently the all the students were told to stay still and wait for it all to be sorted out. The kids who didn't listen and tried to escape were pretty much the only ones who survived. So remember, doing what your superiors tell you to do isn't always the right thing to do. The rest of the world goes leaping off a cliff, the ones left standing are the only ones with common sense. I don't know about you guys, but pretty much everyone stops caring about school this time of year. The other day during french, we had a substitute for our teacher, and he was very clear on emphasizing how annoying eight graders are. At the very beginning of class when no one even said anything... He also said that he's only ever seen two students with the ability to talk and get things done at the same time within his 9 years of being a sub. Add me to that list, and that makes three. It honestly isn't as hard as it seems, especially since french is the one class you can pass by giving an effortless amount of effort. Except for art, which you can pass by throwing some paint and plaster together and calling it creativity. I could write about this all day and tell you all about my opinions on school, but you probably don't wanna hear it, and I have things to do, so lets get on with it. (By the way, I'm skipping some challenges and replacing them with others because most of them are BOOOOOORRRRINGGGGG).

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF ?

(this is in order from most to least)

1. Vomit and sickness

2. Evil people possessing guns or other weapons

3. Pain

4. Death

5.Not knowing what to do

6. Wasps and Spiders

7. Talking to strangers

8. Punishment

9. People judging me

10. My mom

Don't judge. I'm afraid of a lot of things. That's only a fraction of the whole list. Well, I have to go to a prison called Chinese school, so bye!

tyopes, typoes, types, TYPOS. yes, typos.

Bonjour, mes amis. Je ne parle pas francais. Je ne comprend pas francais. J'aime bien parler anglais. Oui. And that's pretty much all I know how to say in french. I changed my font, in case you haven't noticed, because somebody said my other one gave her a headache. (you're welcome).

My dilemma: Its exceedingly nice outside, and I don't want to move to go outside.

I think I'll stay here.

What are 3 things you like about your personality?

That's a hard one. I don't feel like thinking... (One thing I don't like is my laziness)

Well. I like how I am a kind, caring, and helpful person. (Mostly)

I like my ability to tolerate annoying people and people who are smarter than me.

I like my modesty, even though sometimes I'm not.


I honestly don't know much about my own personality, much less good things about it.

I took a personality test once and it said I was creative and an introvert. Obviously it did not know what it was talking about. I can't spell today. If I left all of my sentences without checking them, it would look something like this:

today's post was very short because as i sadi before and i will say oncea gain, i'm the most boring person you will probably ever meet. i mean read about because unless you are someone i know personally, i will probably never meet you. 9but then agaib all or most of my readers are familly. Looka t all those typoes. i wish that this would capitalize all of the "i"s like in microsoft werd (I JUST SPELLED WORD WRONG!) because microsoft owrd is better. yes, i did just type that on google dox, or what ever this is. (Everyone in the audience says, "OOHHHHH H BURRRRRN) (Then emma nods and smiles like "yes i did just say that. on google too.")

I didn't know pets were allowed in a mall... but I guess they're always acceptable in strollers

anyway, i bet you cant stand thes typos anymore, so im gonna stop there before your eyse fall off from squinting at the screen too hard. (5 typos in one sentence...)